Immortality in a Can

Immortality in a Can
Immortality in a Can
Grab it while you can
Immortality in a Can

You know what they say:
Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

Man, I just took this deal, and I feel great
Just popped now fate awaits my infinity sell by date
To satiate my thirst
I never have to deal with the worst
I get live forever as the eternal man
And I owe it all to Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

Ten years on and I'm still feeling strong

Since then I've taken life head on

I'm still feeling great, my body is spry

I have a love of life my friends can't deny

I could do this forever, or that's the plan

And I owe it all to Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

Twenty years past and I'm still going

Even though my friends' age is showing

I've no wrinkles, either in skin or life

I've settled down with a trophy wife

She's got a bump, on the way a little man

And I owe it all to Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

Fifty years on, and I admit it's been strange

I've experienced a lot of life's odd range

There's been ups and downs, now my kid is grown

My wife's gone on too, so I'm left alone

I'm still fine though, and I'm still a fan

And all I owe to Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

One hundred years on, I just buried my son

I've attended a thousand funerals if I've attended one

I'm stuck on this world, the Earth has moved

I'm a relic now, I'm out of my groove

I'm viewed as an ignorant, out-of-touch man

All thanks, once again, to Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

One thousand years on, yes I'm still here

I've tried to find purpose, I've tried to disappear

It's tough now though, to go off the grid

I'm known worldwide for what I once did

A morality lesson you learn as soon as you can

For that indulgence of Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

Ten thousand years on and the world is gone

It's barren, we did well to last so long

Million year gone and it's still the same

Many million years gone and it's still the same

I lost count long ago, just as I lost any plan

Yet still I go on, Immortality in a Can

Once you pop you
Just
Can't
Stop...

I'm not saying I didn't experience things of worth
I experienced much death, but also birth
But those golden moments, they weren't worth the trade
Nothing good happened to those death betrayed
And I know death is scary, but to be the eternal man?
Forever is a long long time. So would you take Immortality in a Can?